Mar 13, 2011

10 Reasons why Lebanese can't be terrorists

10 Reasons why Lebanese can't be terrorists

- They are always late; they would have missed all the flights.
- The pretty girls on the plane would distract them
- They talk loudly and bring attention to themselves.
- With food and drinks on the plane, they would forget why they're there.
- They talk with their hands; therefore they would have to put their weapons down.
- They would ALL want to fly the plane.
- They would argue and start a fight in the plane.
- They can't keep a secret; they would have told everyone a week before doing it.
- They would put their country's flag on the wind shield
- They would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages to put on facebook.

Thanks to Aida B. for sharing!

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